"Don't worry, hunny. We blend in this way."I'm glad to see Mossyoak is supporting education. I'm very curious whose idea this was. The worst part of this picture is not the hideous outfits. Its actually the gentleman's guido-esque hairstyle and sunglasses selection.
"We make cotton candy colored, fluorescent polyester look good. Guaranteed"
"I hope this dress doesn't make my butt look big." This dress not only accentuates her giant north-south equator shaped stretch mark cruising along her stomach but it also poses the question...where is her date? Is she alone because of the dress? Is it the baby button that no one dares press again? The hair? Or is it the full meal deal combination platter of all three?
This is truly one of life's great(er) mysteries.
"Either way, I'm taking a dog to the prom. At least the one with four legs already has a proper coat on."
Not only is it depressing that the dogs furry mug is leaps and bounds more approachable than the gentleman on two legs but it's somewhat disturbing the physical similarities between the guy and gal in this picture. Kissing cousins???
Also, Please note the cigarette in the woman's right hand.
I'm so glad Dennis Rodman's younger brother had a wonderful time at his prom. These times will be forever cherished, I'm sure.
I applaud their ability to coordinate attire to the balloons behind them. Very classy. As you can tell, classiness is key.
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