The bag ate the goodies, i promise!

These are just so darn adorable!

A simple fact

I believe the simple fact of you wearing this shirt completely cancels out the possibility of you being a genius now or ever. Sorry.

Whatchu talkin 'bout, life support?

We all know about the tragic loss of our brother, Sir Gary Coleman. I do not ask myself if he hadn't been on the show would different strokes really have been for different folks. I don't ask myself What.Would.Gary.Coleman.Do. I don't want to know the full story behind why he sued his parents or his suicide attempts. Its not that i don't care, its just that this isn't that type of blog. However, I do ask myself a few questions. What would California have been like with him behind the wheel. Is California really better off in the Austrian hands of ahhnold der governator. Either way, here's to you 2003 and here's to you, Gary Coleman.

P.S. This post is neither politically nor morally motivated. I do not intend to slander, smudge, or harm the good name and/or reputation of Gary Coleman.

Here are a few pictures of Sir Gary Coleman & friends.

"I pity the 1980's jungle theme."
"Whatchu talkin bout, T? You picked it out."

"Coleman pullin' his B- game"
"Who wants autographs?"

"Cowboy Coleman"

"America, the Coleman"

"Don't hassle the Coleman"

* All original photos

Ruby Beach, WA

Ruby Beach, WA

Chesaw, WA

Purdy, WA

Chesaw, WA

Key Penninsula

Dearest Netflix® Instant Play

Oh, how i love you so.
My insomnia is quite fond of you as well.

A gas pump last summer

* This has not been altered in any way.

You are here.

SNUG-LIFE

Oh how i love these soft, sleeved wonders. And apparently, everyone else does too!

This is why Bill Dance is a fishing legend

Yahoo Answer Fails!!!

These are hilarious. This is the link. Its 2 pages.

http://www.forkparty.com/50-yahoo-answers-fails-stupid-questions/

Hot Mess Moments

I didn't know Dolly Parton and Bozo the clown got together and had a love child? I sincerely hope copious amounts of alcohol was involved in the taking of this photograph. He is the poster boy for alcoholic porcelain gods & goddesses and their Hot Mess Moments.

Say hello to his Hot Mess Moment



Britney Spears. She runs the gambit from hot mess to dress to impress moments. Unfortunately, this is not the latter. Her face appears to be a mix between a small mouth bass and a zombie with an uncontrollable urge, not for human flesh, but for methamphetamines. Were all glad to see you're feeling better, Britney. In this picture you are the drug addicted, driving Diva. And this is your Hot Mess Moment.

Say hello to her Hot Mess Moment.

Hello Math

I got really excited when i realized i understood mathematically what this shirt was saying.

:)

Explanation: The square root of negative 1 becomes an imaginary number. The symbol for that imaginary number is i.

Dearest DVR, Time Vampiring websites, and the Google Box,

I love you all but don't you know i have homework to be doing and sleep to be catching up on? I would appreciate it if you stopped catering to my entertainment needs just for a second.

Thank you.

The fool proof prom spoof

"Don't worry, hunny. We blend in this way."

I'm glad to see Mossyoak is supporting education. I'm very curious whose idea this was. The worst part of this picture is not the hideous outfits. Its actually the gentleman's guido-esque hairstyle and sunglasses selection.

"We make cotton candy colored, fluorescent polyester look good. Guaranteed"

"I hope this dress doesn't make my butt look big."

This dress not only accentuates her giant north-south equator shaped stretch mark cruising along her stomach but it also poses the question...where is her date? Is she alone because of the dress? Is it the baby button that no one dares press again? The hair? Or is it the full meal deal combination platter of all three?

This is truly one of life's great(er) mysteries.

"Either way, I'm taking a dog to the prom. At least the one with four legs already has a proper coat on."

Not only is it depressing that the dogs furry mug is leaps and bounds more approachable than the gentleman on two legs but it's somewhat disturbing the physical similarities between the guy and gal in this picture. Kissing cousins???

Also, Please note the cigarette in the woman's right hand.

I'm so glad Dennis Rodman's younger brother had a wonderful time at his prom. These times will be forever cherished, I'm sure.

I applaud their ability to coordinate attire to the balloons behind them. Very classy. As you can tell, classiness is key.

Hot Mess Moments

Doesn't Amy Winehouse look like an even worse off version of the great Pauly Shore? If Pauly shore wore cowboy boots, teased his hair to the fullest extent of the law, and wore horrible spotted pants, that is. This woman is the jungle cat of Hot Mess Moments.





Say hello to her Hot Mess Moment.





Apparently this is what you look like when your rap career doesn't take off. Maybe having your album release party on David Letterman wasn't the best idea, Joaquin.


He is the mountain man MC of Hot Mess Moments


Say hello to his Hot Mess Moment

Pabst Blue Ribbon

PBR tastes so good they should change the name of Milwaukee to Mil-rock-ee

I should be sleeping

...instead, im dreaming about karaoke